legendariess:

Are you a 

or a

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

i have a bug bite on my arm hELP